Cat Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cat with a fish?

Prrrrrrrrrrr-anha!

From Brianna, age 9, Cookville,Tennessee
Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat who never comes when she is called?

Im-puss-able!

From Bighead, age 8, Trinidad
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Why did the cat play on the computer?

Because he saw a mouse.

From Mackenzie, age 8, Montgomery, Pennsylvania, USA
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Where does the cat do its shopping?

The Catalog!

From Megan, age 17, USA, MAINE, Bath
Cat Jokes

Why didn't the cat cross the road?

Because he was a fraidy cat!

From Myrissa, age 10, Fayetteville, Arkansas
Cat Jokes

What do you call cats when they are bad?

That's Cattitude!

From Jamie, age 11, Scotland
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Why did the cat eat the boy's homework?

It was a report on mice!

From Madye, age 10, USA
Cat Jokes

Why would a kitty go to the hospital?

To get a CAT scan!

From Josh, age 10, Florida, USA
Cat Jokes

Why did the cat go to the carnival?

To go to the Kitty land!

From Casey, age 10, Conroe, TX
Cat Jokes

Who came to the tiger's lair and came out alive?

The tiger!

From Gabby, age 10, Indonesia
Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat in the north pole?

Santa Claws

From Bethany, age 6, apple Valley, Minnesota
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What do you call a cat on the beach?

Sandy Claws

From Reagen Neal, age 9, New Castle Ky
Cat Jokes

There were 9 cats on a boat. One jumped off. How many were left there?

None, because they were all copy cats!

From Karan, age 9, INDIA
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What is a cat's favourite song?

The Three Blind Mice!

From Sammy, age 12, Tiptree
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There were nine cats on a boat. One jumped off; how many are there now?

None, because they were all copy-cats!

From Carl, age 11, England
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Your cat's so fat it hopped on the scale, and it said,

To be continued...!

From JJ, age 11, Australia
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Why did the cat cross the street?

Because there was a carnival, and it wanted to go to the Kiddie Land!

From Nicole, age 9, Vienna, Ohio
Cat Jokes

What is a cat's favorite color?

Purrple

From Jared , age 8, Houston, Texas
Cat Jokes

What will a cat say when you give it a nice meal?

The milk is purrrrrrrfect!

From Jags, age 9, Dubai
Cat Jokes

What's the best bait for catching a catfish?

A mouse!

From Columbus, age 9, Indiana
Cat Jokes

What kind of pet just lays around the house?

A car-pet!

From Josh Lekanides, age 15, New York
Cat Jokes

What did the dog say to the cat?

Nothing! Dogs can't talk!

From Lauren, age 9, Ohio,U.S.A
Cat Jokes

What did the cat say when he was hungry?

Feed meow! (Feed me now!)

From Chick, age 12, England
Cat Jokes

Why did the cat cross the road?

Because a mouse was on the other side!

From Bobby, age 10, Tuscola County, USA
Cat Jokes

How do you know when it's raining cats and dogs?

When you step in a poodle.

From Anna, age 17, Canada
Cat Jokes

What time is it when a pride of hungry lions is chasing you?

Time to run!

From Ami, age 10, Swainsboro,USA
Cat Jokes

How can you spell mousetrap with three letters?

C-A-T!

From Anali, age 11, Arizona
Cat Jokes

What is a cat's favorite color?

Purrrrrrrrr-ple!

From Caitlin, age 12, FL
Cat Jokes

What do you get when you cross a kitten and a cat?

A chocolate bar! (kitkat)

From Aley, age 10, New Zealand
Cat Jokes

Why did the cat sit on the computer?

It was watching the mouse!

From Nicholas R., age 8, New Zealand
Cat Jokes

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