What do you get if you cross a cat with a fish?
Prrrrrrrrrrr-anha!
From Brianna, age 9, Cookville,TennesseeWhat do you call a cat who never comes when she is called?
Im-puss-able!
From Bighead, age 8, TrinidadWhy did the cat play on the computer?
Because he saw a mouse.
From Mackenzie, age 8, Montgomery, Pennsylvania, USAWhere does the cat do its shopping?
The Catalog!
From Megan, age 17, USA, MAINE, BathWhy didn't the cat cross the road?
Because he was a fraidy cat!
From Myrissa, age 10, Fayetteville, ArkansasWhat do you call cats when they are bad?
That's Cattitude!
From Jamie, age 11, ScotlandWhy did the cat eat the boy's homework?
It was a report on mice!
From Madye, age 10, USAWhy would a kitty go to the hospital?
To get a CAT scan!
From Josh, age 10, Florida, USAWhy did the cat go to the carnival?
To go to the Kitty land!
From Casey, age 10, Conroe, TXWho came to the tiger's lair and came out alive?
The tiger!
From Gabby, age 10, IndonesiaWhat do you call a cat in the north pole?
Santa Claws
From Bethany, age 6, apple Valley, MinnesotaWhat do you call a cat on the beach?
Sandy Claws
From Reagen Neal, age 9, New Castle KyThere were 9 cats on a boat. One jumped off. How many were left there?
None, because they were all copy cats!
From Karan, age 9, INDIAWhat is a cat's favourite song?
The Three Blind Mice!
From Sammy, age 12, TiptreeThere were nine cats on a boat. One jumped off; how many are there now?
None, because they were all copy-cats!
From Carl, age 11, EnglandYour cat's so fat it hopped on the scale, and it said,
To be continued...!
From JJ, age 11, AustraliaWhy did the cat cross the street?
Because there was a carnival, and it wanted to go to the Kiddie Land!
From Nicole, age 9, Vienna, OhioWhat is a cat's favorite color?
Purrple
From Jared , age 8, Houston, TexasWhat will a cat say when you give it a nice meal?
The milk is purrrrrrrfect!
From Jags, age 9, DubaiWhat's the best bait for catching a catfish?
A mouse!
From Columbus, age 9, IndianaWhat kind of pet just lays around the house?
A car-pet!
From Josh Lekanides, age 15, New YorkWhat did the dog say to the cat?
Nothing! Dogs can't talk!
From Lauren, age 9, Ohio,U.S.AWhat did the cat say when he was hungry?
Feed meow! (Feed me now!)
From Chick, age 12, EnglandWhy did the cat cross the road?
Because a mouse was on the other side!
From Bobby, age 10, Tuscola County, USAHow do you know when it's raining cats and dogs?
When you step in a poodle.
From Anna, age 17, CanadaWhat time is it when a pride of hungry lions is chasing you?
Time to run!
From Ami, age 10, Swainsboro,USAHow can you spell mousetrap with three letters?
C-A-T!
From Anali, age 11, ArizonaWhat is a cat's favorite color?
Purrrrrrrrr-ple!
From Caitlin, age 12, FLWhat do you get when you cross a kitten and a cat?
A chocolate bar! (kitkat)
From Aley, age 10, New ZealandWhy did the cat sit on the computer?
It was watching the mouse!
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